I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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