What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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