dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
cat food counts as protein by the way
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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