ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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