i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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