Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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