there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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