How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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