at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Bring me that man meat
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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