i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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