Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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