Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Alive.
So much puke
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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