I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
bring money and cleavage
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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