I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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