i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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