You work out of a Hotel?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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