Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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