oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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