Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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