you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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