Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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