I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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