She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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