sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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