Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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