i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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