When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
God I need to hump something, right now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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