I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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