taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i think my cat just said my name.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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