What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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