So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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