i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
home. puking in laundry basket.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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