Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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