You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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