Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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