i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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