It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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