Do you still have your period?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
When are your genitals available?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
