So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
