Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
