Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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