Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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