Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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