i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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