Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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