He is such a slut. More and more my type.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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