Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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