it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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