I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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