This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Even my vagina gasped.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Randomize
