btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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