I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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