Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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