Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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